OGLE-2005-BLG-390Lb

RED?

2006-12-25T00:23:16Z

DEMARCUS FAGGINS IS THE GAME WINNING FIELD GOAL

2006-11-18T02:05:26Z

STUDY GUIDE

2006-10-05T03:18:46Z

LETTER A
LETTER B
LETTER C
LETTER D
LETTER E
LETTER F
LETTER G
LETTER H
LETTER I
LETTER J
LETTER K
LETTER L
LETTER M
LETTER N
LETTER O
LETTER P
LETTER Q
LETTER R
LETTER S
LETTER T
LETTER U
LETTER V
LETTER W
LETTER X
LETTER Y
LETTER Z

thesaltedsped @ 2006-08-06T02:25:00

2006-08-06T06:25:34Z

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HOOPEY GOOSEY

TRAVESTY INTERNATIONAL

2006-05-23T15:12:08Z

DOES ANYBODY TAKE THESE CHUMPS SERIOUSLY?

OH NO THEY CONDEMNED!!

A CON DEM NATION

POLITICALLY SPEAKING I AM QUIVERING IN MY BOOTS

YEAH OKAY TRAVESTY INTERNATIONAL, YOU AND WHAT ARMY'S GONNA FIX THINGS?

OR DO WE JUST STICK OUR THUMBS UP OUR ANUSES AND HAVE FAITH IN THE DEMON-CRATIC PROCESS?

BECAUSE A VOTE FOR GREEN IS A VOTE FOR RED YOU KNOW

bahia AND MANY OTHERS TAUGHT ME THIS

(PS: DEMOCRATIC PARTY HERO OF AMERICA (HERO BECAUSE HE IS BLACK YOU SEE, THEREFORE AFFIRMATIVE IN HIS ACTION))

thesaltedsped @ 2006-03-16T03:03:00

2006-03-16T08:05:34Z

so guys

and girls too :)

i have an important question about ANA
and was wondering if you could help

i was shopping
[at giant = no organics :( ]

and was at the health aisle

looking at all those pills
mmm

they have some that apparently make you poop?

and i was wondering

if i took a bunch of these so i pooped extra
and lost a lot of weight

would i still be ANA?

it's not like i'd be puking (which is a sickness)

i can't set up a poll because i havent lost enough weight and so i havent cammed in for-EVER and so nobody has bought me a paid account for my troubles
which kinda sucks

but just leave your "vote" in my comments

it's really important

thanks and STAY HEALTHY

THINSPIRATION

(picture of rail-thin African with his face in the ass-end of a four-legged animal of some sort)

i think he's organic vegan too (but is poo vegan? i mean on the one hand the native americans or eskimos probably did it because they were really efficient and enviornmental and amazingly advanced people, but on the other hand the animal probably ate meat and you're eating that, so discuss)

thesaltedsped @ 2006-03-10T17:12:00

2006-03-10T22:13:15Z

so

guys

i relapsed

:( :(

i accidentally

god

i feel so sick
so dirty
:( uncooth

i was washing dishes
i had fasted for a month (felt that way lol)

then when i was running the garbage disposal...

:(

i want to throw up
but that's not ana
that's a sickness

so
fat

:(

today i had:

a cracker
a pineapple slice (with LO FAT mayo)
diaherra (gross lol)

thinspiration of the week:

(famous AP News photo of screaming, crying children leaving a freshly-napalmed Vietnamese village)

god
the girl in the middle
i wish i had her physique

well, guess i'd better go

stay thin all you lovely people
:)

thesaltedsped @ 2006-03-08T17:39:00

2006-03-08T22:40:38Z

so i am sorry to have ignored all those lovely comments! :(

i was busy getting thinspired!!! omg that boy tim posted is... I WISH I LOOKED LIKE HIM

SO BAD

Except he's a little... well, muscle-laden. so he wasn't so much thinspiration as uNf-spiration

i am sorry, i will try not to make jokes of homosexuality

i have more to take seriously than just being ANA!!!!!! :) :) :) :)

so

once i am finished focusing on myself i will be able to moderate a pro-ana support community :)

but first i should really focus on myself

god i feel fat

i am fat

i am disgusting :(

i should try to "tone it down", (like with the jokes, and using capital letters and commas and acting strange) because sometimes reading though my back entries, i'm like "omg what was i thinking" and then want to pig out on lattes and hungry man dinners and ice cream and COUNTRY CROCK!!!!!!!!!! omg, like serious wtf for real?????????

so i am sure you will all be happy to learn that i am slowly learning how to type like a rot-brained aneroxic

i was meditating and reading the ti chi (i find eastern thought much better than western thought, and it really helps me focus on being unconscious and everything) and decided that i really need

need

to stop eating so much

god

i'm fasting today

going to try to make it

2
hours :(

!!!!!

wish me luck everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thesaltedsped @ 2005-06-08T15:40:00

2005-06-08T19:40:11Z

DEPERSONALIZED DISENFRANCHISMENT
HALLOWEEN SPELLCHECK
SELF-DESTRUCTIVE CONSPIRACY THEORY
MISSHAPPEN HUMANOID FIGURES
UNDERLINGS OF HUMANITY

thesaltedsped @ 2005-06-08T14:26:00

2005-06-08T18:26:10Z

EASTERN SHOREBOARD
PRIVATE MONGERING
SKITCHING THE BIKE
ITCHY TOE WEB

thesaltedsped @ 2005-06-07T20:18:00

2005-06-08T00:19:48Z

FLATSCREEN TV
PARTY ATMOSPHERE
WARFARE RAGE
TRIBAL PLUMMET

thesaltedsped @ 2004-03-23T01:56:00

2004-03-23T07:16:13Z

POETRY

2004-03-15T18:23:42Z

DEEP MEANINGFUL SYMBOLISM
(A POEM WITH DEEP MEANINGFUL SYMBOLISM)

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CURRENT SCORECARD

2004-03-11T07:11:46Z

THESE RESULTS JUST IN FROM THE PRESSBOX:

TEAM TRISTATE W/ BAY (CHESAPEAKE) AREA: 8,048
TEAM EMBASSY AVENUE STATE: 683.6
TEAM SNARLING EXISTENTALISTS: 44,345.09
TEAM DRONING SENILES: 2
TEAM CANADA: 9,634.6
TEAM JAD FAIR: 600.09767
TEAM DENNIS KUCHINICH: 0 AND PLUMMETING LIKE A WITCH ON HOT COALS

IT IS YET ANOTHER STUNNING FLIPFLOP (EXCEPT FOR MR. KUCHINICH, WHO WOULD BELIEVE IN SUCH A REDUNDANT DREAM TEAM!?), MUCH AKIN TO THE FISH AT THE END OF CLASSIC FAITH NO MORE VIDEOS. WHAT COULD BE THE CAUSE OF THIS DRAMATIC REVERSAL OF FORTUNES? ONLY THE ARTISTS WOULD KNOW AND THEIR MUSES ARE ACTING UP AND THUSLY THEY AREN'T SPEAKING.

thesaltedsped @ 2003-11-18T18:41:00

2003-11-19T02:44:49Z

WHAT DO YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU CARE?

PHOTO ESSAY

2003-11-13T21:53:54Z

NOW GO DESTROY YOUR FUCKING ART, YOU PRETENTIOUS HUMORONS.

LIVEJOURNAL UPDATING PROCEDURE

2003-09-20T09:11:12Z

[OBLIGATORY COMMENT REGARDING THE DRASTIC AND HARSH LACK OF RECENT ENTRIES]

[PROFUSE APOLOGIES; PROMISES TO "UPDATE MORE"]

[INANE MUTTERINGS REGARDING PRESENT EVENTS]

[VAGUE SUMMARY / BITING QUESTION DESIGNED TO RAKE IN THE COMMENTS]

ANOTHER POETIC EXAMPLE

2003-09-04T03:25:09Z

PLUS THREE THOUSAND MILES -> U-DISTANCE-S = US
+ THEN
GOTO SANTA CRUZ
(SU = S-ECNATSID-U >- SMILE...)

EYEESPEAY
WITH MEIN PETIT RETINA
THAT DESPITE THE FACT THAT I NEVER EVEN LEFT FOR THREE THOUSAND TWO YEAR MILES

YOU'RE IRREVOCABLY REFUTABLE

EYEAM YOUR SIAM FOREVER

THE COMMENTARY IS AS FOLLOWS:

SIAM COLLAPSED BEFORE THIS POEM WAS WRITTEN.
SO, SPEAKING IN A SENSE OF CAUSATION -
I AM NOT TO BLAME.

FINAL EXAM

2003-06-10T13:10:38Z

MOST GRAND & NOBLE STUDENTS
THE EXAM LIES THUSLY BEFORE YOU.

FORTUNATELY IT IS OF THE "OPEN BOOK / TAKE HOME" VARIETY.
WHEREUPON YOU HAVE 48 HRS TO COMPLETE.

YOUR STUDY GUIDE IS THE CONTENTS OF THE LIVEJOURNAL BEFORE YOU.

IF YOU PASS, MANY AN OPPORTUNITY AWAITS YOU IN ROUND TWO, SECOND SEMESTER
(AFFECTIONATELY REFERRED TO AS "OL' LOYALTY" BY ITS CO-INMATES)

ROUND THE FIRST:
BASIC LOGIC:
ONE POINT EACH

Q.1:
"ROUND THE LOOP AND THROUGH THE BEND" JOLLY MR. GEEBERT WAS HEARD TO EXCLAIM
WHAT WORDS DID MR. GEEBERT THEREFORE EXCLAIM?

A) "JEEPERS INSERVITUDE!"
B) "MY TRUE BLUE SHOE WAS HELD IN CHECK BY THE HAND OF GOD!"
C) "ROUND THE LOOP AND THROUGH THE BEND"
D) "INSANITY HEREWITH LIES THE TUPPERWARE"

Q.2:
OBSERVE THE NOBLE HIPPIE
THIS SHAGGY AND MOST AFFECTIONATELY FOUL CREATURE IS PASSIONATE MOST ABOUT WHAT CAUSE?

A) THE PLIGHT OF THE TWISTED ZEBRA
B) ENVIRONMENTAL & HUMANISTIC CONCERNS
C) SWIFT SMITHS SNEAKILY SLIP IN & SINK SIR SANYARO'S SHIPPING SHEETS!!!
D) TO BECOME ONE WITH THE SHOPPING MALL

Q.3:
"HELLO & THIS IS THE LATEST NEWS FROM THE SCENE OF THE SHOPPING MALL MASSACARE!!!!!"
WHICH CELEBRITY IS MOST LIKELY TO SPEAK THIS?

A) GARY COLEMAN, PLUGGED UP ON DOPEMINE
B) CONNIE CHUNG, PLUGGED UP ON DOPEMINE
C) GARY COLEMAN, SWIMMING TO HIS EYEBALLS IN CRACK!!!
D) CONNIE CHUNG, SWIMMING TO HER EYEBALLS IN CRACK!!!

Q.4:
HARK! YOU SEE BEFORE YOU; ILLUMINATED MELODRAMATICALLY IN THE SURROUNDING SPOTLIGHT
A CAN OF SOUP!! WHAT DO YOU THUSLY CONCLUDE?

A) MUST BE ONE WITH THE ZEBRAKIND!
B) MY CATALOGUING NEEDS REORGNIZATION, STRANGER!
C) I CAN NOW MAKE DINNER
D) MY DANGERZONE PARTRIDGE IS ACTING UP AGAIN!!

ROUND THE SECOND:
CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS
FOR THIS ROUND, ANSWER AS IF YOU ARE IN THE MIND OF A LOCAL COMPUTER NERD; WHO'S BEEN GUZZLIN' THE OL' ROOT BEER FOR A PERIOD OF OH I DON'T KNOW BOB HOW ABOUT TEN HOURS STRAIGHT?!?!?!?!?!??! YEAH THAT SOUNDS GOOD:
2 POINTS EACH

Q.5:
"HELLO SIR I AM MIGHTY PLEASED TO BE HERE ON PLANETWAUUUUUUUUUGGHGHGHHGHG"?

A) "I AGREE BUT FIRST ARE YOU TO DEFINESRUURURURUURUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHBHBHAHBABABBBABABBABAABBABATTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!"
B) "THIS IS MERELY HYOPTHETICAL I ASSUME?"
C) "RING FOR AN AMBULANCE"
D) ""PIX PLZ KTHX"

Q.6:
HELLO AND HOW ARE YOU MY GOOD SIR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!GRABUAULSA

A) WHY I AM MIGHTY PLEASURED BY THAT IS AN ESSAY!
B) YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE!
C) VIRTUALHARMONIOUS SLURBORTICULAR GORDORMINKSION YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH!!
D) NO SIR!

Q.7:
THAT OUTFIT SURE IS SWINGING, HEPCAT!

A) RIGHT KEEN DADDY-O!
B) BOY, I HOPE HE GOES FOR MY NEW OUTFIT!
C) GURBAUORGHLAMARBATAMBABAORTANIONIOUSWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETITITITITITITIABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!!!!!
D) MIGHTY GLAD TO TESTIFY, BROTHER!

SECTION C:
ARTISTRY
FOR THIS ROUND, YOU ARE TO CONSTRUCT A LENGTHY DIATRIBE IN RESPONSE TO THE CHOSEN TOPIC. MARQUEE TAG USE IS HIGHLY SUGGESTED.
CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING
TWENTY FUCKINGPOINTS

A)
omg jon and her have been goin steady for the past four weeks!
go megs, you always get your boy!! ROFL hehehe we so bad!

B)
"Well, I suppose that particular senator cannot quite make it to the ballgame today. I guess that means we'll have to take a raincheck, eh Joe?"

C)
"Okay, so just what the fuck is with this gianted bloated buffoon? He starts spreading gibberish about how he's Mr. Smooth and Pimping Hardcore, then turns around and is HUYRR SO LOENLY... way to go, Mr. Consistancy!

D)
MORBID MUDER HELM! QUICKLY, WE ARE EXPECTED TO THUSLY MAN THE SHIPS!!!! AND DO NOT FORGET THE SWIZZLERUM AND BLASTBAMBIS!!!

ALL APPLICATIONS WILL BE SCORED PRIVATELY WITHIN 48 HOURS OF RECEIVING. A MINIMUM SCORE OF TWENTY OUT OF THIRTY OVERALL POINTS IS REQUIRED. THERE ARE TWO "FLOATING" EXTRA CREDIT POINTS THAT CAN BE APPLIED AT HIS MOST SALTED EMINANCE'S WHIM. DON'T SNIVEL. DON'T CHEAT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS EDUCATIONAL ODYSSEY!!
capslock revolution.

REVIEW DAY

2003-06-09T09:38:45Z

FOOTPRINTS CAN BE MOST THREATENING IN A VARIETY OF SITUATIONS.
THESE SITUATIONS CAN INCLUDE SPECKLINGS OR EVEN MULTITUDES OF THE FOLLOWING:

UNDER HOT PURSUIT BY DOGGED LAW AUTHORITIES / GRIZZLY BEARS / GRIZZLY MARMOSETS / BEDPAN HAMSTERS.
WHEN IN THE WOODS AND THE CAVEMEN ARE FISHING FOR YOUNG TROLLS LIKE YOURSELF.
WALKING DOWN THE STREETS, UNDER MELODRAMATIC THOUGHTS OF LOSING YOUR ATOMICAL COHERANCY AND/OR GRAMMATICAL CORRECTNESS.

PLEASE, UNDERSTAND IF ON OCCASION THE FOLLOWING UTTERANCE IS HEARD OVER THE DIN OF CIVILIZATION:
"OH HELL'S FUCKING BELLS, I AM RAPIDLY LOSING SIGHT OF AUDIBLE UNDERSTANDING!"
THIS ALSO IMPLIES A FIRST-RATE CRITICAL REVIEW!

THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF "REVIEW DAY". PLEASE DISREGARD THE ABOVE, IT WILL NOT APPEAR ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS!

JAMES MADISON

2003-05-20T17:17:11Z

JAMES MADISON! BEHOLD - HERO TO FEW OF THE COMMON GENTRY
THOUGH LEGEND UNSTOPPABLE TO MOST.

A TERSE YET EAGER MAN
HE WAS BORN INTO POVERTY AS "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES"
THIS WAS ALSO KNOWN AS HIS "GOLDEN YEARS".
IN HIS MIDDLE AGES, HE WAS KNOWN TO HUNT FOR SPORT AND DRIVE A GAS GUZZLING STATION WAGON.
HE WOULD PEEL RUBBER IN THE COBBLESTONES OF THE COMMONWEALTH,
WHILE BURNING INCENSE FROM HIS NOSTRILS AND SNARLING AT WATER
THIS GAVE HIM THE NICKNAME "OL' TRUSTY".
HE ALSO BELIEVED FIRMLY IN THE POWER OF ORPHANS.

THUSLY CONCLUDED, IT IS FOR YOU TO DECIDE: DID HIS SHORTCOMINGS OVERRISE HIS DESTINY?

PLEAS

2003-05-16T22:22:27Z

IT IS TIME FOR THE ROUND-TABLE DISCUSSION.
YOUR INPUT IS SOLICITED, WE ARE TO FORM A "THINK-TANK".

OUR PARADIGM -
CAN YOU ENVISION THIS?

OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, HE HURLED HIMSELF OFF THE BUILDING.
- SHOCK! MARVEL AS THE HUMAN BODY PLUMMETS! -
APPARENTLY THE SCREEN SNAPPED AS HIS BODY SLAMMED INTO IT.
THIS ACCOUNTS FOR RAZOR-WIRE CUTS ALONG HIS TORSO.
ON HIS WAY DOWN, HIS PROSTRATE WAS INJURED AS HIS GROIN MISCALCULATED AND HIT THAT OVERHANG.
THE POLICE SHOT HIM AS HE FELL!
OOOH, RIGHT IN THE EYE.

HE IS THEN BURNED ALIVE, STARTING WITH FIRE POKERS IN THE REMAINING EYEBALL.

WAS THIS ANOTHER PLEA FOR ATTENTION?

NINJA GERBILS (HERBIALS BURBIALS)

2003-05-14T07:28:17Z

I AM ON THE SECRET NINJA MISSION
THE MISSION IS AS FOLLOWS:
I MUST PROTECT THE SACRED GERBILS.
THEY ARE IN THE CAGES ALONG WITH THEIR BRETHERN, THE RATS, THE GUINEA PIGS, AND THE HAMSTERS
(THIS INCLUDES THE SIBERIAN VARITIES AS WELL!!!!!!!!)

THEY ARE BEING USED FOR ALL SORTS OF UNSAVORY PURPOSES.
BUT TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE -
THERE IS ENFORCED APARTHIED;
THAT IS TO SAY
RACIAL SEGREGATION

A PYROTECHNIC DISPLAY WITH A BLOWTORCH CAN EASILY REMEDY THIS SITUATION THOUGH!!

DESIRE

2003-05-14T05:56:45Z

OH MY JESUS, YOU MEAN TO INFORM ME THAT NONE OF YOU KNOW OF DESIRE!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!
THIS SITUATION MUST BE CORRECTED, & THEREFORE WILL BEGIN THIS INTRODUCTION.

DESIRE IS THE ROOT SUM OF ALGEBRAS MULTIPLIED BY THE HYPOTHESEUS.
OCCASIONALLY IT WILL RELATE TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US.

THE WAY IT ACCOMPLISHES THIS IS FORTHCOMING:
IT IS A PART OF OUR NATURE.

THEREFORE, IT IS SHOWN TO BE MUCH LIKE THE SUNFLOWER -
THAT IS, A PROVEMENT THAT MATH IS WITHIN NATURE.

DIEGO

2003-05-06T17:25:00Z

ALLOW ME TO SLANDER THE GOOD NATIVES OF SAN DIEGO
THE REASON FOR THIS BEING REQUIRED IS AS FOLLOWS:

SAN DIEGO, TO THE CASUAL OBSERVER, SEEMS TO RESEMBLE A PRETTY, SHIMMERING BEACH TOWN
IN ACTUALITY IT IS A TRAINING BASE FOR NUCLEAR DOLPHINS AND IGNORANT MILITARY MEN.
THEY ARE, AS WELL, POWERED VIA NUCLEAR FISSION
THIS RESULTS FOR SOME HORRIFIC CONTRAST FILTERS.

CONTRAST FILTERS ARE FOR PHOTOSHOP, NOT FOR THE HUMAN RETINA!!